My hubby sure comes out with some doozies. I have to remember most of what he says so this will be an ongoing post. Here’s a few:
“Don’t worry, it’ll stop hurting before you get married” – When I stub my toe or something like that
“Pretty knows pretty” – meaning a pretty person can identify another pretty person.
“You invite your friend for lunch and your enemy for dinner” – Lunch is the big meal in Czech, not dinner.
“One fart is better than one hundred doctors” – He says his babicka always told him this.
“They buried their last barking dog many years ago” – This is what he calls of small towns.