I got great ta-tas

I was running into a store the other day and didn’t pay attention that the shirt I was wearing was slowly unbuttoning itself. When I came to a stop, I looked down and found my shirt mostly unbuttoned and my bra showing. This lady looked astonished at me and I quickly went to button myself, apologizing profusely and making wisecracks at how careless I was.
The lady fanned herself and said “Whew! That was very nice! You have a nice pair! You just made my day!”
Oh, no no no.. you just made mine.
I got a great rack! To which my husband replies, “I keep telling you that but it takes a lesbian to convince you?”

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2 thoughts on “I got great ta-tas

  1. oh and i also wanted to tell you that peanut’s “ugly betty” outfit wasn’t so bad. she still looked totally adorable!

    and YAY for america ferrera for winning a golden globe!

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